How Crackers are Made (and tongues are twisted.)

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How it's Made as narrated by Doctor Seuss, courtesy of facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com:

First the cracker batter maker makes a cracker batter batch.
then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch
so the batter mixer nozzle can descend upon the patch
where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray
and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze
then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze
that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares
then the cracker batter's hardened into double stacks of pairs.
Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers
so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers.

Then they're distributed to Wal-Mart.


(Tunes to which you can sing the above include: the Marine Corps Anthem, "Behind the Walls of Sleep" by Smithereens, and "Scarlet Ribbons"--Full Metal Ox.)